Original & Funny Wedding Vows

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Wedding vows are changing, and every day couples are looking for something more different and original than the traditional vows for their wedding ceremony. The vows are a very important part of your wedding. So we have collected some funny vows we experienced along the way, with different couples, and maybe these vows will help you choose in which direction you want to go.

Legalities of Getting Married in Spain

“I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.”

“I vow never to steal your covers, unless you are hogging them.”

The Groom writing his vows

“I promise not to keep score, even if I am totally winning.”

“May you too have the two essential things you need for a successful marriage: a sense of humour and selective hearing.”

“I vow to love you, even when you’re 45 and still play XBox.”

“I vow to still grab your butt. even when you’re old and wrinkly.”

“I promise to always be by your side, or under you or on top.”

“I promise to always respect your choice of music in the car when you are driving. If you are not driving however…”

“I vow to always love you, even during football season.”

“I vow to give you all the love and support that I give my cats.”

“You are the only person I want to spend every night with, arguing over what to eat.”

“I vow to open jars for you and pretend that you loosened it, even though we both know it was my manly muscles that opened that thing.”

“I promise to always be your partner in crime.”

“I promise to love you, honor you, but not obey, because that’s a little creepy.”

“I promise to pretend I like all those bad TV Shows that you love.”

“If you promise to kill the spiders, I’ll promise to make your lunch, if you take out the trash (and the dog at night), I will make the bed. And if you love me, I will love you.”

“I promise to shoot you in the head if you are ever bitten by a Zombie.”

“I vow not to take any of your less pleasing habits personally, even though I really wish you would put the keys back on the key hook, and not leave your shoes in the middle of the hallway, and I love you.”

Getting married, at the Parador, Weddings, Granada, Spain.

“I promise to unclog the tub, even though only one of us has long hair.”

“Just one thing to tell you – I am totally worth it.”

The Wedding Ceremony

“I vow to take your hand when it’s too dark, and the dog out when it’s too early.”

“Now that I’ve gotten skinny for this wedding, let’s get real fat together.”

” I would marry you in a boat and with a goat. I would marry you in the rain and in the dark and on a train. And in a car and in a tree, you are so good – so good to me. So I will love you in a box and I will love you (you’re a fox) and I will love you in our house even if it has a mouse, and I will love you here or there. I promise to love you anywhere (with apologies to Seuss).”

 

Hope you enjoyed them!

 

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